Toilet Prophet

Elon bought Twitter And I'm just sitting here bitter Reading about it covered in Glitter Head half in the shitter You could never be more Doomer and Gloomer than me Half these kids are Half my age and act more Boomer than me Forget about my age Act like the Elite Then we can lick each others feet In Balenciaga sheets I got it cheap at the swap meet I guess the bitch who bought em Didn't have a firepit to ignite it with So all of her Fashion Whore friends Could like "You go sis" I guess I don't get it I guess I'm not that rich I'm laughing Cuz it's really funny They already got your money dummy You already financed the photo shoot Burn your shoes but you should still feel crummy Ego Ego Gotta meditate until I kill my ego I confident as Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump In a cheetah speedo Who needs bread Who needs cheese Now it's a Tripledemic now we're all full of disease Elon bought twitter And I'm just angry and bitter My balls hang so low That they bob in the shitter Baby Cakes was right My lyrics can sure paint a picture But I swallowed all the paint Now I'm a picture emitter Elon bought twitter And I'm just angry and bitter My balls hang so low That they bob in the shitter Baby Cakes was right My lyrics can sure paint a picture But I swallowed all the paint Now I'm a picture emitter Elon bought twitter I wrote this song in the shitter After I came out to mom That's why I'm covered glitter I'm a bad man and a bad bitch That was born with a dick Even my dick is confused On the bottom it's thick But it's pink on the tip When my pants get unzipped Like electronics Only certain parts fit Life keeps testing me With testes That sometimes feel like ovaries Don't fuck with me Homie Too much for you Hormonally Elon bought twitter And I'm just angry and bitter My balls hang so low That they bob in the shitter Baby Cakes was right My lyrics can sure paint a picture But I swallowed all the paint Now I'm a picture emitter Elon bought twitter And I'm just angry and bitter My balls hang so low That they bob in the shitter Baby Cakes was right My lyrics can sure paint a picture But I swallowed all the paint Now I'm a picture emitter