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Clown Car
Bear the Astronot, Bear the Astronot, MICHAEL PATRICK CEOL, MICHAEL PATRICK CEOL · Ghost Heart
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Clown Car lyrics
I just figured out what to do with it
Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it
Innit
We want to feel that genuine shit
No more crude gimmicks
26 fake ass clowns jumping out of a blue Civic
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
I pursue infinite
Unlock the Immortality Key
Or soon I just cease to exist
Rappers are slackers
Can't finish a chapter
Trying to hypnotize the world
With turds spinning faster
Till they look like lollipops
Spinning round
In the crapper
Like the little rainbow pop
The priest handed you after
You polished his scepter
Behind the power adapter
Cue the applause
Bring in the laughter
I said laugh!
Before I whoop your ass with this tennis racket
Bug zapper
Irish soda bread cracker
Couldn't polish a turd
With a gallon of shellac
Lacking Bastard
Rapping Wack Actors
Hippy Ass Gypsy Ass Hacky Sackers
Peaky Blinders cap skully out my skull looking dapper
I just figured out what to do with it
Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it
Innit
We want to feel that genuine shit
No more crude gimmicks
26 fake ass clowns jumping out of a blue Civic
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
I'm Vanilla Baby
And I'll choke out your baby mom's
With these Anaconda arms
Googly Eyes looking crazy
They talk like my polarity is off
But their brain waves never can phase me
Raised in Arizona Like Raising Arizona
By wolves with the rabies
Pelvic pump Patrick Swayze
So bitches
Popping out litters of babies
I'm basically an alien
I'm barely mammalian
More reptilian
Then elitist politicians
I'm the Dad Bod Machine Gun Kelly
Taking over Dad Punk! Machine Gun Belly
Travis I'm Pregnant
And I think it's R. Kelly's
When the baby comes out Yellow
Won't surprise me a bit
I know that's not jaundice
Babies covered in piss
Good thing it ain't Amber Heard's
This thing would be covered in shit
It's Tickle Time
I just figured out what to do with it
Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it
Innit
We want to feel that genuine shit
No more crude gimmicks
26 fake ass clowns jumping out of a blue Civic
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
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